I have a wall of stuff that I want to celebrate, so I will celebrate here.
NOTE: Yes, I tried to line this page up better…

This is Gideon the Faceless. He is TECHNICALLY a Nazgul Funko Pop that I’ve renamed to a character I’ve had living in my head for 20ish years and may one day do something, but so far that seems to not be happening…
At any rate, I consider him the leader of the below collection of weirdos.




Alright, so I know that, on face value, these all look like Balrogs; you’re not wrong. These are The Cousins, an important part of the peace-keeping operation on the wall and bookshelf. Yes, I have fiery demons on top of books, but they’ve been house-trained.

Over there is Starry Lotl, our resident “hippie” and also kind of a conspiracy theorist. She’s constantly telling us to look at the stars and how the Russians lied about their trips into space. It’s very unsettling on full moons when she wants us to “bask in the glory of the fake light.”


These are the Bone Daddies, Skull and Timmy Skinnyton, with his dog N+1 (for copyright reasons). Skull’s a solid dude, but real quiet. Timmy’s got strong opinions about the holidays. Well… most of them.


And rounding things out we’ve got the Baphy Twins. Technically, only Laphy Baphy is here, but OG Baphy is being summoned… soon I hope. Won’t know if the summoning will work until 14 November. Cross your fingers! Pray to… uh… somebody…
UPDATE: Baphy will be summoned and travel the astral plane to my home! 236% funded as of 12 Nov 2024!